mash potato with butter on top

confirmance:

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

(via confirmance)

straightwhiteboystexting:
“straightwhiteboystexting:
“straightwhiteboystexting:
“Went on tinder for the first time in 2 yrs lmao ok bye
”
UPDATE: i thought i could just move on but i need to know
”
UPDATE 2
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arianagrandillin:

foodchewer:

i put the hot in photo

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

(via hotboyproblems)